Women Nudists Looking
Are Female Nudists Looking At Your Stuff?
THE ANSWER IS, YES THEY ARE. FEELING OBJECTIFIED?
When asked about what attracts them to men on a nudist beach, women seem to keep two sets of books. One is for show, the other for their personal use. There's a big asexual pitch on most naturism sites, which is fine, but we think it covers just half of the story. Your personal experience on a nudist beach occurs in your brain, which is hopefully able to control any outward evidence of your thoughts. Your outward participation and behavior is of course what you make public. We thought women had it lucky on that score. Apparently we were wrong.
"Oh, no, I do get aroused from the visual clues around me on a nudist beach. I've noticed other women do too," said one female participant at the Tulum workshop. Well, what do you mean? "There's some swelling. You know, you see the engorgement but it's more subtle than a man's erection." Oh that. Pink.
So, what get women to respond that way?
The word "packaging" was adopted and applied to what a man carries around with him on a nudist beach. Regrettably, it's more an object of befuddlement than appreciation. "They are so different. They're like snowflakes."
So what is it about the packaging that they like? Length and symmetrical arrangement was what things narrowed down to. To paraphrase: "A nice sack, not too long, not shrunken [remember the Seinfeld episode?], the penis protruding about an inch further down than the testicles. A little tumescence is nice too."
They're Aware Of Shrinkage
Unfortunately that can only describe a man who hasn't had a recent dip, whose been lying in the sun letting things "bake," and isn't eighty-eight years old. Usually what you see on the men on most nudist beaches is a little knobby thing being offered to the world above a hard nut sack that's halfway receded into their pelvic area, to put it crudely. "Oh, we know about shrinkage." Thank God.
And the drum roll question is always this: cut or uncut?
It swings to cut among American women. European women don't seem to understand the question.
Women were asked to judge from a broad selection of photos representing various sizes and shapes of both man and penis and pick the one they found with the highest factor. The winner is below:
They Look At Young Men
Vastly apparent is the youth of the subject, also the apparent symmetry mentioned above, the trim physique. Not making even the short list were any men with just slight paunches (sorry), but otherwise not much mattered. Notably, none of the muscle builder types were considered very attractive (and all seemed to suffer from very minor packaging. There is a God).
Above All, Stay In Shape
Muscle tone is desirable, especially in the arms and upper chest. Of course droopy buttocks, well, no one wants to see that. (Fifteen weighted squats twice per week takes care of any problem in that area, regardless of age.)
Lastly, grooming was a big factor. Don't shave, but trim. The shaved look was summarily dismissed (to the the surprise of some smooth nudists in attendance), except no one seemed to mind if the testicles were "bald." Be careful down there. What Women Look At When They Look; From: The Nude Review's Tulum Nudist Couples Workshop
How Do We Measure Up?
It's on everyone's mind, or maybe those not obsessed with unraveling the mysteries of the universe - what's the length of your manhood? To make a short story even briefer, in the newsletter we ask the men to tell us how they sized up. Several hundred were game. The average? Just a few tenths under six inches. Right now you're either feeling very satisfied with yourself or you're opening a bottle of scotch and having a good cry. Ed